TSC Gold - Because Gold Is Better Than Silver
Have you ever wanted to get that extra edge to put you over the top? Tired of seeing 30-, 40-, or even 50-way ties crowding out the tops of charts? Ready for a whole new dimension to competition?
Well now your prayers are answered, thanks to
TSC Gold! Upon signing up for
TSC Gold, you will be given a limited edition
TSC-Sanctioned Boostinator! This cheat device, the first one ever approved for use at TSC, works on every console represented in our game list! Just hook it up to the game and you can be up to 10% better in everything: Sonic moving 10% faster! The clock moving 10% slower! Rings adding 10% more value to your ring count! That's 10% better that you'll be able to do on charts, that your rivals won't be able to match! What more could you ask for? And let's not forget the
Sonic Twosday special promotions where we select a few charts for the Boostinator's boost to double to 20%! With a boost like that, you can do Eggmanland faster than...well, than a non-
TSC Gold-anointed member could complete Eggmanland.
And that's not all! We are pleased to announce that
TSC Gold forms the start of an ongoing partnership between TSC and Sega, and they'll be releasing new games just for us! We even have a sneak preview video of one of these games...just click
here and be amazed! Only
TSC Gold members will even be able to submit for these games, and in true Boostinator fashion, they'll be worth 10% more sitewide points than normal! You want sitewide points, don't you?
So how do you get in on this unfettering of your competitive chains? Get your PayPal accounts ready, because
TSC Gold, complete with Boostinator, can be yours in just four easy payments: US$29.95 to questiondesk@gmail.com, US$4.95 to gerbilsoft@verizon.net, US$150,000 to legalfees@riaa.com, and ZW$0.01 to april@igotfooled.de. But wait, if you sign up in the next 22 hours--because we can't do this all day, you know--we'll chop off that third payment!
(Actually we can't legally do that, but if you don't tell anyone, we won't send them after you.) What are you waiting for? Get
TSC Gold today!
